Well, I think that title pretty much says it all doesn’t it? I mean, not everything or else there’d be no point in typing any further (settle down Ray) than the title. So allow me to fill in some more tech-related details. Shout out to a faithful reader (and also a family member) (it just occurred to me the Venn Diagram of readers and family members would probably have a steep overlap) (c’est la vie) for pointing out in the comments that I neglected to share the conclusion of my back door lock issue. What was I thinking?
Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. (Sorry, it’s hard to pass up on the opportunity to drop in a Princess Bride reference.) When we left this topic, our intrepid writer (me) had a semi functional electronic back door lock. I was able to add in a few codes manually to lock and unlock the door, but wasn’t able to connect the lock to my home wifi network. This caused much consternation, and more bad language than I’d care to admit to using. Of course losing my shit also did nothing to expedite the problem, so I did my best to just let it be and wait for tech support to call me back. Patience, however, is rarely my strong suit so I was pleased that I was able to, more or less, not fiddle around with the lock on a daily basis.
The phone call from Schlage Tech Support came in a couple minutes after the scheduled time but still well within the expected window, and, as I expected, the issue was operator (me again) error. Nick, the tech, was remarkably patient with me, even when I made a full bodied effort to eff things up again by repeating the error I had been making all along. So thanks for that Nick! I think we were on the phone for a grand total of about 15 minutes and we had a fully functional back door lock once again! Yaaay technology!
Let’s see, what else do we have that’s tech-related that I can ramble on about for a few hundred words… Oh yeah, there’s this – Around the time I stopped actively doing this, although unrelated to it iirc, my laptop was starting to show signs of its age. I bought it, a MacBook Air, around 2014, and had been very happy with its performance from day 1. Over the last couple years I noticed it seemed a tad slow, not terribly, but enough that it was noticeable. Then it reached the point in its life cycle where Apple stopped issuing updates for it. A few apps stopped responding the way they had before, but I was usually able to figure out a workaround and keep getting results as I was accustomed to getting. I thought at the time about replacing it with a newer model, but decided against it because I also thought about how much less I was writing than I had been and was able to talk myself out of spending the money. And using it less and less frequently over the last couple years seemed to support my theory.
At least until a few weeks ago, when I had one of the aforementioned random ideas about a potential topic pop into my head. It was followed by a thought along the lines of “Geez maybe if I get a new laptop it’ll encourage me to put these thoughts down on “paper” and start posting again. The more I thought about it, the more I started to convince myself of the logic in that point of view.
Until, lo and behold, I found myself at the Apple Store. Where I met a lovely Apple person by the name of Oscar (or maybe Oskar, idk, I didn’t think to ask him how he spells it) who helped me narrow down which model I wanted/needed. Although I pretty much knew what I wanted going in, a little bigger, a little faster than what I was used to, but not top of the line. Anyway, here I am, typing away on my new MacBook Air, happy as a clam. Oscar, if you read this, you’re the best. And I owe you an apology, I should’ve asked where I could catch your act. As it turns out, Oscar is a stand up comic. That came up when he was asking me what I would use this baby to do. I told him about the blog and he asked for the address, then confirmed it after he pulled it up on his phone. And yes, I’d (we’d) love to come catch a gig so let me know. Or if I get back up to the store for something I’ll flag you down and ask.
I have to give kudos to Apple for the way they do stuff. Granted, I’m a long time user because I like the products, but I’ve never had a bad experience at one of their stores. And the Air purchase was just one example.
Here’s another one. B2 and I just got new phones. Not brand brand new, but last year’s model. Which actually brings me to a point I don’t like about Apple. They changed connectors from Lightning to USB-C. Now, that may seem a little like gobbledygook, but it refers to the end of the charging cable. I could go into greater detail about this, but I don’t really feel like it right now so… At any rate, due to that change, I needed a new cable. I had a cable at home to plug my phone into the car (I use Apple CarPlay while driving) however, it was a cheap version from some random device I had gotten at some unknown point in the last few years. So while it charged my phone in the car, it wouldn’t allow for the CarPlay hook up to occur. I chose yesterday, you know, 2 days after the release of the new version of the iPhone, as the day to go to the Apple Store to buy my cable. I noticed my lack of judgement when I pulled into the parking lot and had to park about 3 rows farther back than normal. And, as I walked up to the door the mass of humanity inside was hard to miss. Resolute in my decision to make my purchase, plus refusing to turn around and drive 30 minutes home stewing in the juices of my defeat, I joined the shopping fray. An employee asked me what I was looking to get and pointed me in the direction of the charging cords. It took me a couple minutes to find exactly what I needed (USB-A to USB-C) but, once I had one in my grubby little paws I saw a thing, kind of like a QR Code but different, on the shelf that said “scan to pay”. So I did. And I did. Scanned and then paid, I mean. And it was stupidly easy. Like I was convinced I did something wrong, easy. Like, how did they know I actually paid for it and how did they know I had the product I said I did? I kept the app open so I could show it to any employee that might question what the heck I was doing just walking out of the store like I owned the place with that charging cord in my hand. But no one even glanced my way. Mind boggled.
I think that just about brings us up to date on my tech (mis)adventures. I could probably rattle on a little about the phone shopping experience, but I think I’m good for today. I’m starting to get a little bleary eyed, I can’t imagine how you, gentle reader, are feeling.
Peace
PS- I spent a couple hours yesterday morning, thanks to the interwebz, listening to a Chicago treasure, Terri Hemmert, on Breakfast with the Beatles and as a result have had early Fab Four bouncing between my ears as this gets formed. I’ve thoroughly enjoyed it too. I’ve always been able to avoid singing along (off key and loudly) to whatever I listen to while writing, but one of these days I fear I’ll slip up. Of course it would be something else to write about so…
Again, Peace
*Savviness may or may not be an actual word. Consult your local thesaurus for clarity. Or lack of same.
PSS or maybe PPS I don’t remember- Since I’m nothing if not a public servant, I feel I need to warn you that when looking for an image to add to this post I GTS’d “techno boob” and I want to tell you friends, never GTS “techno boobs”. Yikes.